p.s. does not stand for Golden Monkey.

I've grossly miscalculated how difficult it will be to drink an entire sixer of the stuff, which is a challenge I equate to a Jersey Lunch Truck sandwich, the kind they'll name after you; or a Philly taco; a twelve-egg omelet; you get the idea.

The Five Week List:

1. Music/iPod/Hard Drive
It's Raining Men can come off of the iPod
2. NFL Stats/Draft Party
The Draft Party is on the 26th. Should be a good night.
3. Writing: Black Coffee, Oxbow Lake, Sitcom Show, Untitled Short, Play Edits.
4. Schedule
Take off days Wed Sept. 12
5. Fall Restaurant Event
Update bottle list
Manager Meeting (Consolidate notes)
6. Cancel Magazines
7. Beer Description Doc
Styles Guide
8. Go Home
9. Watch Jaws/Matrix/Shining?
10. Copyrights
11. NFL Preseason & "Other Dates"
12. Dishes/Laundry
13. House Cleaning
14. Visit Karfilov
15. File Paperwork
16. Visit The Chain
17. Mad Blog (in progress)
18. Cross off things on other lists
19. Call Ma (surgery)
20. Call Pappy

Bad Stuff
21. Cigarettes
22. PNP
23. Cutty Sark
24. Do something stupid

Extra Credit
25. Jeans
26. Haircut
27. Shoes
28. Upgrade Verano's home flight.
29. Thank the girl upstairs for saving my life.

Editor's note: Item 24. was added after the fact, as both a benchmark and a warning. Let's not repeat, at least not while we're unsupervised.